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Sunday, October 26, 2008

heaven

The closest equivalent I found to heaven on earth is the roast I just consumed tonight...pure joy. I'm searching this cow out in the next life and wrapping my arms around it while weeping in gratitude. Holy crap it was delicious...I'm going to go eat some more.

9 comments:

Katy said...: you are too funny, Nicole!; October 26, 2008 at 8:41 PM
Anonymous said...: That's our girl! Dad wants some, he's smacking his lips and rummaging around the kitchen. Enjoy. You crack me up. You have been in LOVE with food since you were little. See you
next week, I can't wait.; October 26, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Jennie and Spencer said...: Nicole, you are so funny I love you. Would you go as far as to say that it was DIVINE? :); October 27, 2008 at 8:35 PM
Unknown said...: ahahahaha I love the way you worded that. Miss you. Hope you have a happy Halloween.; October 29, 2008 at 1:21 PM
stephanie and sean said...: you make a good roast! are you going to turn the rest into Nicholitias!? you've got me drooling all over our keyboard!; October 29, 2008 at 3:56 PM
Jordan and Jodi said...: Hey I thought you should know...I just tried to download my blog onto Booksmart so I could print it out and it no longer does blog books from blogger. Only does it from 2 other sites (never heard of either before). Darnet. Do you know any other site that will print off your blog? I've searched but no luck.; October 29, 2008 at 10:59 PM
Theresa Rodriguez said...: that just brought pure joy to my day. it made me laugh so hard. thanks for always putting a smile on my face!; November 3, 2008 at 4:50 PM
Jessica Ryan said...: Hi Nicole, this is Jessica Ryan. So Cambree Clare was telling me that you like to take pictures of babies...I was wondering if you would want to take pictures of our new little boy. I will pay you too. I found your blog through her blog. I didn't really know how to contact you, so I am leaving a comment. Hope you see this. By the way, I love your blog, and Jagger is sooooooooooo cute. Well my email is jessica.ryan7@gmail.com. thanks!; November 7, 2008 at 6:40 PM
Leah and Joe said...: Spoken like a true pregnant woman!; November 13, 2008 at 9:24 AM

quote wall

* You make all our dreams come true!--oesterle's.
* Not wanting burnt cheese is like not wanting to go to the celestial kingdom--alma.
*If stuff like that came out of your diaper, I would eat it--nicole
*Um, I'm contemplating just burning myself--nicole
* If you know everything about math, people worship you--alma
* Do you think it's against the honor code to have your pants undone on campus?--alma
* When I step on crunchy leaves, something in my body gets happy--nicole
*You're a blue funk--alma

*It's a good thing I'm not the cursing kind, cause I'd be a potty mouth lately--nicole
*My hair is awesome; it's trained like a good seeing eye dog--alma
*Facebook is for single people...it's for perverts--nicole
*My skin's not as elastic as yours, mines chubby, so that hurts--nicole
*You are the dead duck--alma
*Don't touch me with your face--alma
*(alma: You just castrated your cheesecake!) I castrate all things with nuts--nicole
*I hate eating burgers in a skirt--nicole
*Did that girl have 2 arms?--nicole
*I would be willing to kill a small animal to go to the dentist--alma
*My subconscious is a genius--alma
*Recreation!...HIRE ME--alma
*I'd marry an implant any day over a man--alma

*I always sleep with my teeth out--nicole
*You'd look good in terd, that's how hot you are--alma
*Jesus come? Jesus come!--jagger (2 1/2)

*We always had toilet paper everywhere when I was growing up--matt carter

*I have babies for exercise...I don't climb mountains!--nicole

*Hey kids!--jagger (2 1/2)

*I'm excited to snuggle up to your duff--nicole

*Do they do man Brazilians?--alma

*I'm not a pervert, I'm your wife--nicole

*You're obsessed with black people's nostrils--alma

*That's true, we squatted...we can do anything!--nicole

*It's a mutual man crush--alma

*(alma: You're not Jesus) Maybe I am, when it comes to blinkers--nicole

*You know, urine has just become a part of our life--alma

*Just go to work you little numb nuts--alma

*Don't hate...procreate!--nicole

*(nicole: my teeth are wearing nylons) I have a club foot in back!--alma

*(putting on daddy's shoes) "Bye! I go work!!"--jagger

*How does that go?...You're nuttier than a squirrel on Sunday--alma

*Ouch! You just popped one of my ovaries--nicole

*He's a modern marvel...Michael Jackson's the 8th world wonder--nicole

*We're all weird!!--jagger (almost 3)

*Mr English should be shot in the face. He should've married Mrs Spanish--alma

*(as alma's hunches over the humidifier taking in deep breaths on fast Sunday) What are you doing? Are you thirsty??-nicole

*I'm like a navy seal on the toilet--alma

*I'm gonna swear like a sailor after I turn 70--alma

*I like the runs, you either need it or you don't (during a phase 10 game)--nicole

*Pffft, I'll go hunt a flokati--alma

*We see at 50mm??--nicole

*We merge onto the internet--alma

*Get your old pizza hand out of my retainers!--nicole

*It was rejuvenating to my soul to watch other kids being naughty--nicole

*(pointing to a map) Hey, look at that lotion!--jagger (3.5)

*I'm like the devil wears prada lady--alma

*I feel like your parent's house just took a big terd it's been holding onto for a long time--alma

*(nicole: are you going to be a missionary?) I be Jesus--jagger

*Mom, don't shave my body--jagger

*It's not real life, kids are free naughty spirits--nicole

*You're sure a good boy mom--jagger

*Why would you want to get old if you didn't have little kids around to yell at?--alma

*I don't eat from people named Willie--alma

*(pointing to alma's mole on his face) Hey dad, you have poop on your face...only a little bit--jagger

*Jesus wears chacos--jagger

*Ooooo, monkey and orange...the new black--alma

*I like spring, fall, winter, and fridays--jagger

*You just claimed my colon noise--alma

*My leg would be a good jockey--alma

*I don't want mom to milk me--jagger

*Hola, Soy Pamela!--nicole

*(to alma with the vacuum) Don't suck us up. (nicole: why not?) cuz we're your kids--jagger

*Why don't you think about Jesus, instead of lightning mcqueen--nicole

*(alma: do you know what a tank is?) no, do they have a sucker?--jagger

*Fart on me...on my face--jagger

*That fool's got a whole lot of real estate--nicole

*(supposing what the baseball players were saying) oh i'm hot--nicole. Man, i'm sweaty--alma. I think they're saying, I have to go poop!--jagger

*I can see mountain hood!--jagger

*(alma: look at that volcano, it has the top blown off and it looks like a big dish) Yeah, we could put cereal in it. I would eat it all and get sick and blow throw up in your eye--jagger

*God made doctors idiots, so that mothers can feel empowered by defying them--alma

*Hi weetie!--vienna

*Balloon man...dead--vienna

*Whoa mom whoa, you're gonna get diarrhea--jagger

*That would be sad if daddy fell off that big tower and broke his whole body...or his foot--jagger

*Look...at...my...crazy...mustache!--vienna

*Yeah, but using a PC, that would be like a punch in the balls every time your opened it--nicole

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Sunday, October 26, 2008

heaven

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